You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie! Oh, you’re a dollar naughtier than most. Actually, that’s still true. Soothe us with sweet lies. Who’s brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere?
Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! Why would a robot need to drink?
Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute. Why not indeed! Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused.
But I’ve never been to the moon! Also Zoidberg. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Eeeee! Now say “nuclear wessels”! Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy.
I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! Say it in Russian! Why did you bring us here? Is that a cooking show?
So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct? Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news!
And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Negative, bossy meat creature!
Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. I had more, but you go ahead. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! We’re also Santa Claus!
